rainbowfizzypops: curlia: ...
Jareth: Hey I just met you
Jareth: and this is crazy
Jareth: but here's my labyrinth
Jareth: I'm stealing your baby
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Little boy lost at Comic Con.
pianoxlullaby: the-prime-kryptonian: tw3news: TW3 The age of innocence should never be forgotten …never let it go myadamantiumheart: theskyisreallyfalling: At Comic Con a little boy had lost his dad in the crowd, and was scared until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to asked for help, because he knows him. Adorable. Moments when you know you’re...
rainbowfizzypops: aikastarr: hibbyta: hemakemefeel: rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever. La weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jgwkñasdk <3 Me puse a llorar :’c AJDFAHJKS THIS COMMERCIAL SOBBING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD WHY FEELINGS WHY?!??!
Why Bolin is the best
Too Many Male Characters: Ewww, I was saved by a girl, that is a terrible affront to my manhood, it doesn't matter that she has as much/more combat training than me, I must never be saved by a GIRL, why would I ever show gratitude
Bolin: OMG KORRA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME, AMON WAS SUPER SCARY, BUT YOU ARE A TOTAL BADASS KORRA, LET ME EXPRESS MY APPRECIATION WITH THIS FLOWER AND CAKE!!!
Person: What would you say is your greatest strength?
Me: Probably my unwavering ability to become deeply and irreversibly emotionally invested in fictional characters.
so i found out why pokemon has police officers but...
rapcat: you can store pokemon and items in computers in this universe living animals, stored in computers THEY PUT CRIMINALS INTO COMPUTER STORAGE this would also show why it’s safe for fucking ten year olds to make cross country trips - no courts, no prisons… you just have police officers waiting for you to commit a crime and then BAM you’re stuck in a fucking floppy drive this is some...
holyhandgrenaded: youcancallmepotter: No matter who you are, what you have been through, how terrible you have felt, regardless of where you come from, what you do, what you look like, how you behave, always know that one thing above everything else is true. Jack Harkness would fuck you.
Merida: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I am Merida and I'll be shooting for my own hand, so don't call me. Ever.