- Boy: Did it hurt
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
The internet is so convenient
holy shit yes
This is the best thing to ever happen.
Things that happen in my Psych class:
- Dr Pearson: (during a discussion about the theories of motivation) How many of you procrastinate?
- Class: *all but some raise hands and laugh*
- Dr Pearson: *raises own hand and looks around* And the rest of you are dirty, filthy, little liars!
- grandpa: have they tried transplanting a human fetus in an animal womb yet?
- me: ....wha..
- grandpa: Like putting a fertilized human egg in the uterus of a chimpanzee or something? We have the same number of chromosomes as chimps.
- me: why are you asking me this, grandpa why
- grandpa: Just wondering if maybe you saw something about it on your internet. The TV would never tell anyone if it happened, they just want to tell you about... the weather.