March 2012
- Boy: Did it hurt
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
I'll make a man out of you
BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE
HOLYSHIT
guys omg guys guys listen
whoa…..
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!?!? OMFG
This cheered me up, go on, just listen <3
The internet is so convenient
holy shit yes
This is the best thing to ever happen.
Things that happen in my Psych class:
- Dr Pearson: (during a discussion about the theories of motivation) How many of you procrastinate?
- Class: *all but some raise hands and laugh*
- Dr Pearson: *raises own hand and looks around* And the rest of you are dirty, filthy, little liars!
- grandpa: have they tried transplanting a human fetus in an animal womb yet?
- me: ....wha..
- grandpa: Like putting a fertilized human egg in the uterus of a chimpanzee or something? We have the same number of chromosomes as chimps.
- me: why are you asking me this, grandpa why
- grandpa: Just wondering if maybe you saw something about it on your internet. The TV would never tell anyone if it happened, they just want to tell you about... the weather.
