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Poll: Given Choice Between Romney and Santorum,... →

politispeak: DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – With just one day until the key Republican contests in Michigan and Arizona, a new survey of likely voters indicates that in a match-up between former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, a majority would choose suicide over either candidate. The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s...

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The YGO quick summery by series:

dumblegay: Season Zero: Some midget with no friends completes a puzzle and then gets possessed by some batshit crazy spirit who forces everyone to play games with him and then they all go mental. DM: Kids play card games to save the world. GX: Kids go to school on an island to learn about card games. 5D’s: Card games are played on motorcycles to save a city. ZeXal: A blue naked...

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writerlyme: miikan: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side BUT WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD Muahahahahaha! This kid is awesome. XD

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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
     BRAVEST AND WISEST”
     TWO OF THEM”